Today, a RESTRICTED number called my cell phone. I answered. The following ensued:
"Hi. Can I speak with Roosevelt?"
"Teddy or Franklin?"
"Nevermind. No one here goes by that name."
"uh...okay. I must have the wrong number."
Sigh. Okay, so that's not really how the conversation went. I left out the funny quip about which Roosevelt they wanted to speak to. But it did take all of my self-control not to say that.