Alright, I did everything wrong today; everything I did was wrong; and I always thought it was impossible to do EVERYTHING wrong. And I am not exaggerating. This is the absolute truth.
Here are a list of some of the things I did wrong today:

1. I went to sleep too late (I couldn't help having insomnia. and I have been instructed not to take sleeping pills)
2. I woke up too late (dude, there was nothing I was supposed to do all day, and I woke up at seven o clock this morning.)
3. I put on clothes that embarassed my sister. (shorts and a t-shirt----we were only going to the movies)
4. I sat in the wrong seat at the movies (it was dark, i didn't mean to)
5. I knocked over my sister's popcorn (first, it was in the middle of the walkway, second I offered to buy her more, third i apologized profusely)
6. I asked if I could go running (ok, is that a crime now? we weren't doing ANYTHING at all, and I simply asked if it was ok. to think someone would yell at me for that)
7. I didn't put sour cream on the grocery list (ok, apparently i am the ONLY one in this house who is expected to put something on the grocery list. i don't even eat sour cream. how was i supposed to know it had expired?????????)
8. I left the ice maker on the front of the refridge on "crushed" ice, not cubed (ok, i am soooo sorry. geeze. i am not supposed to be human. i didn't mean to, it was an honest mistake)
9. I asked my sister politely if I could use the computer long enough to sign off of AIM (she and my mom blew my head off for that.)
10. I did my sister's chores so she wouldn't have to spend her only week at mom's working. (she said she would like me to, and then yelled at me because she said i was only trying to make myself look good)
11. I breathed. This is the biggest infraction of the day. My sister is infuriated because I am alive. She cannot stand me at all. Nothing I say or do is right, and of course, my mom agrees because she is trying to make my sister happy.